so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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