Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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