Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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