I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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