I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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