i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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