But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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