he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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