I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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