Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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