is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the condom got lost in my hair
You smell like stripper and shame
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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