Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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