why didn't you poke me back
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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