For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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