You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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