It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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