its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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