ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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