North Korea, Best Korea!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Randomize
