I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The best revenge is premature balding
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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