why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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