Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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