i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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