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Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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