I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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