He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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