your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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