doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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