hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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