on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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