Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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