Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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