hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I want her autograph on my taint
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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