hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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