we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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