i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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