Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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