you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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