when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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