He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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