"it" just moved
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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