I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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