While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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