You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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