worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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