What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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