Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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