Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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