just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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