At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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