i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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