is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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